Aeslehc: Hello there!! The following is an easy to comprehend email conversation-slash- fanfic story on the far too often ignored Agent Pendrell... I love the boy what can I say!! And this came up one night during a talk with Rebma... so here's our version of "Giotto Pendrell Private Eye" and the first collabration btwn the Master and her Young One. ;o) To the teacup! And I guess to Father Troyal too huh? ;oP Disclaimer: well I dont really mention *them* in here... and does anyone care about Pendrell enough for me to haveta write a disclaimer about him? Rating: well we do use some grown ups only words and phrases in here so I guess R Summary: its an email conversation that developed into a twisted tale of the shunned Pendrell, read it if you need a laugh! Ramblings of Giotto Pendrell, Private Eye by Aeslehc Nametab and Rebma Reyem we begin *in medis res* (oh Lit. Term!!) 4mf7meyera@vmsb.csd.mu.edu wrote: See, so it could be a good thing! But,[CC's character who I do not own] seems to [be] Catholic yet to go hopping into bed with some guy that they haven't even had on [the show] before [this is on the supposed rumours on "Never Again"] Unless it's agent Pendrell of course. Yeah, and when was hell scheduled to freeze over?? On Sat, 11 Jan 1997, Lt.Colonel Aeslehc wrote: i LOVE Agent Pendrell! i'm gonna write a fanfic where he gets with [CC's character who I do not own] and mail it to the guy who plays him... in fact i'm gonna write that guy he ROCKS! way better than Mr. Hairdo.... (oh i like that lets refer to him as Mr. Hairdo too! with stick [boy] and master of the teacup!) 4mf7meyera@vmsb.csd.mu.edu wrote: Rock on! Loving that idea! I think he and [CC's character who I do not own] end up getting married at the end and having many many geeky boy kids and a few rockin' Scully chics. They would have like a hundred kids cuz Scully and Agent Pendrell would be an "active couple!" On Sat, 11 Jan 1997, Lt.Colonel Aeslehc wrote: i agree! like he could keep his hands off her... we all see how he lusts after her.... i;m totally going to write to him i love pendrell!!! I'd marry him!! i'm gonna like send him my underwear or something ;o) 4mf7meyera@vmsb.csd.mu.edu wrote: *hehehehehe* Those leopard spotted ones! On Sat, 11 Jan 1997, Lt.Colonel Aeslehc wrote: no those are for gabe..... 4mf7meyera@vmsb.csd.mu.edu wrote: Sorry! I forgot! The confessional right? Maybe just a skimpy G-String for Pendrell! I wonder what his first name is? I bet it's like, Egon, or maybe Phil. On Sat, 11 Jan 1997, Lt.Colonel Aeslehc wrote: its probably Dante...*effeminate voice* Dante Pendrell, MD geniune pretty bo-ay! 4mf7meyera@vmsb.csd.mu.edu wrote: No, I can't see a Dante. To me that's to, well, think Inferno. Perhaps Fabio Pendrell? On Sat, 11 Jan 1997, Lt.Colonel Aeslehc wrote: *european playboy voice* Fabio Pendrell.... oh Dana your hair iz like ze fire that burns in my loins for you.... come her and press yourself into my manly pecks (and pecker!) OHHH I;m so sorry!!! BAd taste moment! 4mf7meyera@vmsb.csd.mu.edu wrote: BAD taste! Rock on! "Oh Scull-lee... you ah almost az be-you-tee-full az me! Come, sit on my many back while I do push ups! On Sat, 11 Jan 1997, Lt.Colonel Aeslehc wrote: *howling in laughter then in playboy voice* Your hair iz almost az bu-ti-ful az mine.... come and lets look at my greatness together in the mirror above my bed... or how about Giotto Pendrell * in sleazy private eye voice* i wanna shimming up one of those gorgues legs like a native boy looking for coconuts... 4mf7meyera@vmsb.csd.mu.edu wrote: *peals of hysterical laughter* Private eye Pendrell! Better yet, Giotto Pendrell -- Private Dick. (Pendrell's voice with a private eye accent to it* The name's Pendrell, Agent Pendrell. In my door walked trouble -- a redhead, they're always trouble. Penrell she said, I want you to take a look at this fungus culture -- but I knew what she REALLY meant... On Sat, 11 Jan 1997, Lt.Colonel Aeslehc wrote: (private eye voice) yeah i'd seen her type before, power suits that made a man wonder what exactly she was hiding under those skirts and eyes like lasers yeah lasers... then he walked in... her partner looking at her like a hound in heat... i call him Hairdo Boy... 4mf7meyera@vmsb.csd.mu.edu wrote: Hairdo boy made my blood run as cold as a coal miners butt in January. He was the kind of guy I could see myself taking an iron bar too -- making his head feel like it was going on an all-percussion symphony concert tour, and it had front row seats... On Sat, 11 Jan 1997, Lt.Colonel Aeslehc wrote: the most disturbing fact about the whole rang dang situation was the way Red looked at him.... like he was the last Pamprin on her PMS day... made me feel a chill that such a lady was crawling around after Hairdo boy talking of shovels and back hoes.... 4mf7meyera@vmsb.csd.mu.edu wrote: I could take a back hoe to him -- or maybe I could just talk to him and explain the situation. And if the talk got too philosophical, I could just introduce him to a friend of mine -- A friend I keep close to my heart, actually, down a little and to the left... Hairdo, meet Mister Winchester. He comes loaded with six profound arguments against you... On Sat, 11 Jan 1997, Lt.Colonel Aeslehc wrote: *confused look* what? 4mf7meyera@vmsb.csd.mu.edu wrote: FBI standard issue firearms are Winchesters (brand of gun) They carry a clip of 6 bullets, and generally most agents carry them in an over the shoulder holster that ends up having the gun lying right on your chest below your heart and a little to the left. Trust me, guns make extremely profound arguments! On Sat, 11 Jan 1997, Lt.Colonel Aeslehc wrote: i thought scully and mulder carried standard issue smith and wessons 9 mm? anyways.... *private eye voice* she looked at him with eyes i knew where meant for one thing-to look at me.. while [broiling] me a steak in front of the stove the way i like them barefoot and pregnant... but i saw Hairdo boy wanted that too... and i knew Red would have to won over. I knew i could show her that the only extra terrestral around here was in my pants and i didnt mean my spiderman under roos.... 4mf7meyera@vmsb.csd.mu.edu wrote: Winchester is now owned by S and M, so actually that's all technical stuff. Whatever. Anyway, So I shimmied up to Red and said, "Hey baby, that's not a test tube in my pocket, but we could get experimental." I knew she was a science buff, and couldn't help but fall for my, "techno-charm." On Sat, 11 Jan 1997, Lt.Colonel Aeslehc wrote: she looked at me like a was a pinapple short of a fruit salad and i knew that she'd take some convincing... so i pulled out the cold cut tray from my bingo party last night and offered her a thick juicy slice of pastreme.... with out... the miracle whip 4mf7meyera@vmsb.csd.mu.edu wrote: She didn't seem taken with the pastrame, so I tried again -- this time telling her, if she preferred, she could take a look at my bologna. On Sat, 11 Jan 1997, Lt.Colonel Aeslehc wrote: Hairdo boy, being as thick as a Macgregor, just relaized then that i was setting stakes on the fertile lands of Red and jumped in asking me to keep my bologna to myslef.. i replied .. my bologna has a first name... it o-s-c-a-r, and you know my bologna it too has a last name and its (hey!) m-e-y-e-r.... mf7meyera@vmsb.csd.mu.edu wrote: Actually, it's M-A-Y-E-R when one is referring to Oscar Mayer. Anyway... So I says to Hairdo, "Besides the one on your head, do you have a point?? Why don't you just excuse us, I think you're late for tea." Sat, 11 Jan 1997, Lt.Colonel Aeslehc wrote: Opps! anyways... Hair do boy looked at me like a piece of shit he scraped from the inside of his underwear and asked me to analzye the fungus.... i told him he looked to be 6'4, 160 pounds and cocky in way too many senses of the word... mf7meyera@vmsb.csd.mu.edu wrote: At this point I told him not to mess with me -- I wasn't any easier than red. He knew I was tough too... After all, I'm Giotto Pendrell and I got eight slugs in me, one's lead and the rest are bourbon. I says to him, you don't deserve red -- you are so insensitive you still think menopause is a button on he VCR. On Sat, 11 Jan 1997, Lt.Colonel Aeslehc wrote: Red looked at me with a look that screamed she wanted me... to examine the fungus sample. Knowing the way to these kinda flame's hearts was through submission i willing agreed, showing her i'm all into submission doggie style with whips and chains of course... 4mf7meyera@vmsb.csd.mu.edu wrote: > > > >Of course, at this point Hairdo could have used some whips and chains of his own on me, but I said, "hey man, I'm not into that sort of thing -- not unless you look like red here." On Sat, 11 Jan 1997, Lt.Colonel Aeslehc wrote: this brought a smile to Red's face that would make the Mona Lisa smack the bitch in jealously... and i knew she was turning her back on Hairdo Boy and this time it wasnt to try a new postion.... 4mf7meyera@vmsb.csd.mu.edu wrote: "hey baby," I says, "Once you go geek, you never go back." At this point, Hairdo looks smug as says, "that's why she's sticking with me." "the only thing sticking to you is last weeks laundry -- she may have been "sticking" with you before Hairdo, but that's not her stlye of wood now." And thats where it ends!! If someone like actually *reads* this, and you'd like to hear more then email Rebma at 4mf7meyera@vmsb.csd.mu.edu and we'll start it up again!! Love you bye! Hey Gabe!! -----<---<----<---@ :o* anyone wanna start a pendrell fanclub????