Rating: G
Class.: Filck/H
Summary:  A Pendrelized version of "Ruldoph the Red-Nosed Reindeer"
Title: "Pendrell the Blushing LabBoy"
Author: H.G. Frank
Disclaimer: Pendrell isn't mine (he belongs to the unworthy Chris Carter and
Frank Spotnitz, etc...) and I'm not using him for monetary reasons.  "Rudolph"
is Santa's, and don't tell me otherwise...

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Pendrell the blushing labboy
Had two very shiny cheeks
And if you ever saw 'em
You would say it cuz he's meek

Most of the other agents
Used to tease him 'bout his love...
And they couldn't stop po' Pendrell
From snapping on the latex gloves!

Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Scully came to say,
"Pendrell since you're about my height,
"Won't you be my date tonight?"

And then how Frohik-ie loathed him
As he shouted out with glee,
"Pendrell, the blushing Labboy,
"Will always love Sc-UL-ly!"