Ok, So I'm oficially insane, but hey, that's cool!! I just felt the need 
to write this to one of my friends.Please don't send any mean comments 
because I'm a genetics major NOT and English major. This was just for 
entertainment purposes only!

 Ode to Pendrell 
 
 He is my dear sweet lab boy,
 Who lusts after Scully so dear,
 But he better not get in Mulder's way,
 Or I will beat him severe-ly.
 (so it doesn't EXACTLY rhyme, but it's close enough, and besides, i'm 
 running a fever!!)
 
 Although I love David Duchovny,
 Brendan Beiser will do,
 But anal Chris Carter has killed him,
 And I don't know what to do!!
 
 So I sit with fever raging,(sort of)
 And wear black and green,
 This gesture done in mourning,(not really...but anyway)
 And think that Chris carter is mean!!!
 
 Ah my dear Pendrell,
 All he wanted was Scully's heart,
 But drunk he was that night,
 And a bullet pierced like a dart.
 
 Chris-give him peace!
 Allow him to die in Scully's arms,
 Then send Scully to Mulder,
 Who she really wants but won't admit it , but hey, she has cancer so she 
 should just take him down because you know I would but that's totally 
 beside the point...but I digress!
 
 I pray to the Shrine to Vince daily,
 For more shipperdom to come,
 But now also pray for Pendrell,
 My lovely lab boy is gone!!
 
Sorry to waste y'all's time, but you are the coolest group of people 
around! BTW, Happy Anniversery to everyone and a big thanks to all the 
people who make this list possible!! You all rock!!! Anyway, guess I'll 
go back and watch some Pendrell footage. Or maybe the Lone Gunman...I 
love Byers!!

Lisa Hoffpauir, who is sick right now and claims no responsibility for 
any of this when she is well again...